Love notes among frenemies. A bit untoward, even mildly vicious, these napkins do the talking while the friendship keeps on walking. White Claw anyone?

We call it ab-usage . . . skewering words like an olive in a dirty martini. Cracking the code on these dizzying puzzles and highbrow puns will earn you cred as not only a wordplaya, but a wordSLAYA. Shake yourself a juicy gin martini—dirty going down but smartly intoxicating.

We are living in downright dystopian times—it’s bona-fide Babel out there. Say out loud what you and everyone else is thinking:  The end of days is near. Recommended: a stiff Negroni . . . or Fernet-Branca, Italy’s truth ultimate serum.

Spicy banter for the Age of Corona. Celebrating the things we love about, well . . . being with other people???? Laphroaig on the rocks, please, with a Jagermeister chaser.

Taking license with the pillars of proper syntax to titillate our comrades who lament the grammatical nonchalance of the English-speaking world. Fancy some fizz?