'Social Anxiety'—love notes among frenemies.

Love notes between frenemies. When gussied up and buzzing, besties can say the most impertinent things. A bit untoward, even mildly vicious, these napkins do the talking while the friendship keeps on walking.  White Claw anyone?

SPECS FOR THOSE WHO CAN NO LONGER READ NUMBERS AS WORDS:

• 3-ply white paper napkins

• 24 per box, 6 of each of 4 quips

• 5” by 5”

• edged on two sides with ridges that mimic those on a quarter, hence “coined”

• printed in lustrous metallic foil in the patented hand-writing of the QuipNaps creator

COLLECTION INCLUDES: 

• I think I just saw your ghost.

• You have spinach in your teeth.

• You should have worn the SPANX.

• The divorce isn’t final yet.