'Verbal Abuse 2.0'—spicy banter for intelligent people.

Lamenting the English-speaking world’s grammatical nonchalance? Taking license with the pillars of proper syntax, these quips offer not only micro-aggressions against the Barbarians among us but also the insider satire that makes for a wordsmith's lullaby. Fancy some fizz?

SPECS FOR THOSE WHO CAN NO LONGER READ NUMBERS AS WORDS:

• 3-ply white paper napkins

• 24 per box, 6 of each of 4 quips

• 5” by 5”

• edged on two sides with ridges that mimic those on a quarter, hence “coined”

• printed in lustrous metallic foil in the patented hand-writing of the QuipNaps creator
  

COLLECTION INCLUDES:

• Who feels like conjugating tonight?

• Her and I have never gotten along. She and I? The best of friends!

• Adorable as they are, they and them are still working on the grammar of their identity.

• A dangling modifier is nothing more than a decorator who hangs chandeliers.