'Verbal Abuse 3.0'—spicy banter for intelligent people.

Spicy banter for intelligent people—Version 3.0. We call it ab-usage . . . doing what we want with words, skewering them like an olive in a martini. Cracking the code on these dizzying puzzles and highbrow puns—flying high like an acrobat on the trapeze of verbal hijinks—will earn you cred not only as a wordplaya, but as a wordSLAYA. Guess what we suggest with this one:  the aforementioned juiced-up gin martini—dirty going down but smartly satisfying.

COLLECTION INCLUDES:

• Adorable as they are, they and them are still working on the grammar of their identity.
• I told the oxymoron to stick with vodka.
• Metaphor is the bane of the Valley Girl’s existence.
• Latin never lets her children strange too far from their roots.

SPECS FOR THOSE WHO CAN NO LONGER READ NUMBERS AS WORDS:

• 3-ply white paper napkins

• 24 per box, 6 of each of 4 quips

• 5” by 5”

• edged on two sides with ridges that mimic those on a quarter, hence “coined”

• printed in lustrous metallic foil in the patented hand-writing of the QuipNaps creator