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QuipNaps

'Doom-scrolling'—bleak banter for heart-broken people.

$20.00 USD
$20.00 USD
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Bleak banter for heart-broken people. We are living in downright dystopian times, PEE-pul—it’s bona-fide Babel out there. Say out loud what you and everyone else is thinking:  The end of days is near. As an accompaniment to this 21st century cynicism, we recommend a stiff Negroni . . . or Italy’s truth ultimate serum:  Fernet-Branca, at once bitter, sweet, herbaceous . . . and darkly spicy!

COLLECTION INCLUDES:

  • Rome is burning.
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  • The written word is in decline.
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  • Fact-checking, like gondola-carving, is a disappearing form of art
  • Fakery will get you everywhere.
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    SPECS FOR THOSE WHO CAN NO LONGER READ NUMBERS AS WORDS:

    • 3-ply white paper napkins
    • 24 per box, 4 quips, 6 napkins each
    • 5” by 5”
    • edged on two sides with ridges that mimic those on a quarter, hence “coined”
    • printed in lustrous metallic foil in the patented hand-writing of the QuipNaps creator